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सास (बहू से) – “बेटी, आज से तुम मुझे अपनी माँ और अपने ससुर को पिता ही समझना.”

तभी दरवाजे की घंटी बजी.  बहू ने दरवाजा खोला तो देखा कि उसका पति आया है.

सास – “कौन आया है बेटी ?”

बहू – “माँ, भैया ऑफिस से आ गए … !”

Sent By : Manish Kumar, Balia (UP).


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109 responses to "रिश्ते-नाते"
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July 14, 2011 at 5:27 am
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July 16, 2011 at 4:58 pm
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July 26, 2011 at 8:58 am
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August 21, 2011 at 8:32 am
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August 27, 2011 at 8:29 am
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govind rathour says:
August 31, 2011 at 3:16 am
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pushkar says:
July 21, 2011 at 9:38 am
ये हुई न बात.
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rajendra says:
August 26, 2011 at 5:14 am
हेल्लो ब्रोदर कैसे हो आज कल क्या चल रहा है. और सब तो मज़े में है कभी हमें भी याद कर लिया करो ओ.के
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September 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm
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Sandy says:
July 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
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Ravi says:
July 29, 2011 at 3:52 am
very nice
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September 11, 2011 at 2:19 pm
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July 14, 2011 at 1:05 pm
good jok
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jitendar says:
July 15, 2011 at 7:27 am
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Ramdas says:
July 15, 2011 at 9:35 am
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JITENDRA says:
July 15, 2011 at 11:07 am
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sanjay says:
August 9, 2011 at 10:21 am
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July 15, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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July 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm
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July 21, 2011 at 10:58 am
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July 31, 2011 at 11:47 am
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August 20, 2011 at 4:57 am
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July 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm
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Rakesh says:
July 16, 2011 at 8:50 am
नोट गुड
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R.B YADAV says:
July 16, 2011 at 11:53 am
nice jok
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July 17, 2011 at 4:49 am
अबे ठिकसे देख वर्ना चश्मा लगा वो तेरा भिया नहीं तेरा सैंया है
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pooja says:
July 17, 2011 at 9:03 am
वैरी nice
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ROHIT says:
August 19, 2011 at 12:06 pm
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July 17, 2011 at 9:43 am
fine
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HARSH BHARDWAJ says:
July 17, 2011 at 1:06 pm
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pulkit bhardwaj says:
July 17, 2011 at 1:08 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 7:47 am
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July 18, 2011 at 4:59 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 7:24 pm
good joke
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July 19, 2011 at 5:43 am
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July 19, 2011 at 7:05 am
गुड JOKE
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July 19, 2011 at 9:41 am
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July 20, 2011 at 4:21 am
good joke
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honey says:
July 20, 2011 at 9:43 am
not understanding
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sachin says:
July 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm
माँ भैया aaye
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krishna surya says:
July 21, 2011 at 5:16 am
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Rajendra R. Upadhye says:
July 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Bahot Aachha जोक्स Hai
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Omkar Yadav says:
July 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
बह क्या बात ह ओके
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July 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
BAH KYA JOK MARA H ENAM MAI TUMHE 12 THAN KI BHAIS MILNI CHAHIYE AAPKA FRIEND
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ruchi says:
July 22, 2011 at 11:19 am
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Ashutosh says:
August 3, 2011 at 3:49 am
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SRUTI says:
August 9, 2011 at 10:26 am
नो गो वे भाग जा नमूना
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NEERAJ says:
August 22, 2011 at 11:03 am
एस ओके OK
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rahul gupta says:
August 27, 2011 at 8:45 am
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tamanna says:
July 22, 2011 at 5:41 pm
nice जोक्क…….
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shivam says:
July 29, 2011 at 3:22 pm
very nice
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Hariom says:
July 30, 2011 at 8:37 am
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July 22, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Nice jok
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July 23, 2011 at 6:48 am
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sheron says:
July 23, 2011 at 5:30 pm
मज़ा आगया
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July 25, 2011 at 3:07 am
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ROHIT says:
August 9, 2011 at 10:31 am
तुम तो मस्त हो सीमा तुम भी ऐसा ही ही करती हो न
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manoj sharma says:
July 25, 2011 at 8:44 am
वोंदेर्फुल जोक्क फॉर सास एंड ससुर
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MUKESH JOHAR says:
July 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A JOKE
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saurabh says:
July 27, 2011 at 4:37 am
वैरी funny
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July 27, 2011 at 4:41 am
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July 27, 2011 at 9:02 am
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July 27, 2011 at 9:03 am
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July 27, 2011 at 9:03 am
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July 29, 2011 at 4:35 pm
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July 30, 2011 at 8:04 am
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August 6, 2011 at 9:03 am
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manish says:
August 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm
very nice
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himanshu says:
August 1, 2011 at 3:03 pm
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pradeep kamboj says:
August 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm
वैरी गुड
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Anil says:
August 2, 2011 at 9:11 am
Very गुड जोक्क माय रजा rajput
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August 2, 2011 at 9:12 am
Very गुड जोक्क माय
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August 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm
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August 4, 2011 at 4:02 am
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August 5, 2011 at 8:29 am
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August 5, 2011 at 10:23 am
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August 6, 2011 at 9:00 am
I like this joke
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kunaltiwari says:
August 7, 2011 at 6:25 am
nice joke
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August 7, 2011 at 2:58 pm
achcha hai
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RAJESH J LAATTA (BHAYANDER EAST) says:
August 9, 2011 at 9:32 am
गुड जोच्के मुझे आचा लग्गा
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August 9, 2011 at 4:25 pm
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nanji bhai says:
September 16, 2011 at 4:12 pm
“HUM TO HAIN BRAHMACHARI
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August 10, 2011 at 5:33 am
Husband and Wife bazar ja rhe the. Raste main ek Gadha Mila.
Funny Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI !
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gaurav says:
August 11, 2011 at 5:34 pm
मस्त hai बाप गज़ब
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dinnu says:
August 13, 2011 at 9:01 am
गुड joke
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nasit hardik says:
August 14, 2011 at 10:10 am
हा……हा………..हा……….हा……हा……..हा……..हा…….हा…..वैरी nice जोक!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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prabhanjan kumar says:
August 14, 2011 at 3:14 pm
“HUM TO HAIN BRAHMACHARI
PAR JAHAAN DEKHI LADKI,WAHAAN AANKH MAARI
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WARNA HUM PHIR SE BRAHMACHARI”
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August 15, 2011 at 2:21 pm
गुड जोक……………………!
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rita says:
August 15, 2011 at 3:02 pm
good one i love this joke ye kya prabhanjan ji bakwas
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raj verma says:
August 17, 2011 at 5:02 pm
तो aप् ही सुना दीजिये कोई अच्चा wala
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sanjay balmiki says:
August 18, 2011 at 8:40 am
kiya joke mara he dil khush ho gaya
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sanjeet singh says:
August 18, 2011 at 5:48 pm
ett ka jawab paththar se achha laga jani……………..
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Gopal says:
August 18, 2011 at 6:08 pm
गुड कॉमेडी
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soban singh says:
August 19, 2011 at 6:07 am
अगर दरवाजे पे बहु का भाई होता तो क्या कहती?
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Ravi Raj says:
August 21, 2011 at 4:57 am
NICE JOKE
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vikram says:
August 24, 2011 at 12:04 pm
aap ka damad aaya hai
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August 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm
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RAJU KUMAR RATRE says:
August 26, 2011 at 9:12 am
YE JOKE TO SATAYAR HAI BIDU WAO.
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FActor boy says:
August 26, 2011 at 9:21 am
रिश्ते को मजाक मे ले गयी ! बहु
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parbat chouhan says:
August 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm
hahahaha vry funny jokes
I like this evry jokes I will see every day,
and night………… vry nice 1
gooddddddddddddddd…………………
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deepak says:
August 29, 2011 at 5:45 pm
वैरी gd
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govind rathour says:
August 31, 2011 at 3:25 am
दोस्त बहुत अछे होते है उन्हें कभी धोका नहीं देना और बिसबास रखना
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good says:
September 2, 2011 at 8:09 am
nice
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September 9, 2011 at 9:07 am
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September 10, 2011 at 5:37 pm
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vanu rajpoot says:
September 11, 2011 at 2:22 pm
गुड
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Neeraj Meenia says:
September 11, 2011 at 7:10 pm
ग्रेट jokes
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sunil sri says:
September 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm
ek baar galib sahab bank lutne gaye aur sher padha naseeb jo likha hai wohi milega naseeb me jo likha hai wohi milega handsup saaalo koi apni jagah se nahi milega
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devinder says:
September 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm
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सरदार हो gaye
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